From the comments:
OK, sooo what I went and done was to make an ORIGINAL Gilbert and Sullivan parody song about the kind of person James Comey is. I worked on this for about an hour, sooo please don’t be shy to tell me how you feel, one way or the other. There is no other website in the world which this, because it is an EXCLUSIVE for here!
I Am The Very Model of A Modern Sneaky Bureaucrat
I am the very model of a modern sneaky bureaucrat,I use confusing rhetoric to hide I’m just an empty hat,And in the “Swamp” of Washington I find my perfect habitat,There never is a limit to what I will find hors de combat*;I’m very well acquainted with the latest gossipy chitchat,And when I need assistance how to call on buddies from my frat,And if my rambling testimony’s not enough to hide the pith,My Harvard-educated lawyer taught me how to plead the fifth.
I learned so very early how to make denials plausible,And how to couch deceptions into language so applausible.And though unto the hoi polloi my scent resembles a polecat,I am the very model of a modern sneaky bureaucrat!
by Squeeky Fromm Girl Reporter